he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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