just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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