I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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