he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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