Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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