come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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