Its about making memories worth repressing
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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