How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just invented taco cereal.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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