My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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