Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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