I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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