ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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