WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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