i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
