You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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