I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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