I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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