We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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