i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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