Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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