What did we do last night that was yellow?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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