Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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