when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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