You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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