So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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