Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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