My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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