Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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