nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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