I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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