Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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