she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
