That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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