Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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