when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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