This girl is more easily done than said...
My hand turned me down
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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