didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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