Your tits are I can't wait for
kristin has been a bad kristin
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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