You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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