I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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