spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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