Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
