all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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