I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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