and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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