Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize