whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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