My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
tell me about the fingering
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