You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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