"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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