I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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