Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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