Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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